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**** did I come home to????
mike_a
Ok so I go to the mountains for the weekend. I come home and OCDB is making Wine, cookies, and Kahlua from scratch. JTGUY is watching gay p.orn. I just wanna watch football and have some beers. Is this to much to ask?
Oh Kay
That should be "too much".
mike_a
what ever KAY I am drinking and not worried ab out my crapy typing and spelling/grammar.
FairyMagic_29
sounds like a problem there!!!!
Guuuut
Did OCDB go bipolar and is now in a manic phase?
kerplunkLYN
NO! He is sending me a bottle of wine! Shut your trap MIKE!
mike_a
NO! He is sending me a bottle of wine! Shut your trap MIKE!Never said it was a bad thing LYN. I'm asked to drink tons just so we have bottles for the Kahlua. Not that I'm complaining at all. Kay - Don't you have some lame thread to check on? Go get laid you old bag.
kerplunkLYN
Mike - Call me?
FairyMagic_29
I dunno the wine making sounds fun!When drinking it's so much more important to not be a worse **** than you are when you're sober......well hell I'm in big trouble then! I better not be posting next weekend!!!!
Oh Kay
Go get laid you old bag.You are so eloquent. Your I.Q. is showing. It's as small as your penis.
mike_a
You are so eloquent. Your I.Q. is showing. It's as small as your penis.You wish you had my penis in your a$$ right now. Kay please stop posting on my threads. You come off as a pompous bit.ch. Have a sense of humor and stop trying to bust balls when you haven't seen a pair in decades.
FairyMagic_29
So mike if the homemade khalua doesn't kill you let me know how it turned out.
Guut
Good. My man-b.itch training is going EXCELLENT I see. OCDB - don't forget to pack your french maid costumes when you come.
FairyMagic_29
don't forget to pack your french maid costumes when you come.will he be wearing lace with his cotume too!
Oh Kay
Oh Mikey...you have no idea what I've had or not. Your problem is that I intimidate you. I don't mean to, but you don't scare me and your rough talk doesn't shake me up. Now we can get along, but you're going to have to quit insulting me, and you're going to have to quit taking my issues with people other than you, personally. I am going to post on any thread I want...I love the freedom of a message board.....the more you tell me what to do, the more I'm going to do what I do...which is not let some young man with attitude issues order me around.
Guut
The underwear has lace ruffles on the butt.
jtguy
guess i am the only normal one living here...whew!!!
Socal1962
Now we can get along, but you're going to have to quit insulting me, and you're going to have to quit taking my issues with people other than you, personally. Nice, tell him what to do. the more you tell me what to do, the more I'm going to do what I do...oh, and what he can't do. Another classic example of Kay contradicting herself. LMFAO
Guut
Go back to your gay p.orn. I'll gmail you my sisters # - maybe you guys could swap sites.
FairyMagic_29
The underwear has lace ruffles on the butt.that certianly makes for a lovely outfit be sure to get pictures!!!
jtguy
Go back to your gay p.orn. I'll gmail you my sisters # - maybe you guys could swap sites.go shave ur mustache ****...
FairyMagic_29
guess i am the only normal one living here...whew!!!what! you're normal now thats scary
Guut
As SOON as it grows back in!
Socal1962
How's that DIY wig working for you Dis?
mike_a
Your problem is that I intimidate you. I don't mean to, but you don't scare me and your rough talk doesn't shake me up. Now we can get along, but you're going to have to quit insulting me, and you're going to have to quit taking my issues with people other than you, personally. Kay you don't intimidate me at all. You are merely a old bag with ugly beef curtains hanging between your knees. You banter is sad. I love you have no other things in life going on but the board. I love this board but god damn you are a sad specimen of the human race. You really need to learn that I could care less what anyone thinks about me. Your pathetic existence in this world is too (i used two "o's) funny. Later b.itch.
Guut
How's that DIY wig working for you Dis?Tragically, the cats have stopped cooperating. They've found an outside buyer who will pay more for their luscious locks.
jtguy
Mike offered to send you his **** and the hair from OCDB's back....
Socal1962
Mike offered to send you his **** and the hair from OCDB's back....I'll send my **** too. It's for a good cause.
Guut
Great. I've always wondered what it would be like to look like "Just Pat" from Saturday Night Live.
jtguy
Great. I've always wondered what it would be like to look like "Just Pat" from Saturday Night Live.Just need the wig and ur set...
Guut
Back to your p.orn i said!
jtguy
Back to your p.orn i said!NO!!!!!!!!!! Go back to gmail sex with mike!!!!!!!!
FairyMagic_29
Yikes.....that's it I'm taking my beer and going in the corner!
sabs83
people were certainly feeling feisty today we're they?
kerplunkLYN
NO!!!!!!!!!! Go back to gmail sex with mike!!!!!!!!