A Newbie's Guide to the Boards!

kerplunkLYN
Step 1: Admit that this is your first time posting and remind us that you've been lurking for a long time. Step 2: Ask a reduntantly lame and obvious question, that had you been "lurking" you should've known the typical sarcastic responses on the way. Step 3: Get very aggitated that you aren't being coddled or respected. Accuse the regular posters of being bitter, mean, lonely, hateful, and fat. Step 4: Tell everyone that you will never post again! Step 5: Come back and post, continuously reminding everyone WHY you are leaving. Step 6: Don't go away, and begin posting the same questions under aliases hoping to find someone who agrees with your stupidly obvious question. Step 7: Begin using spell check to stop seeming so uneducated. Step 8: Continue posting, being mean, and fitting in! Finally: ENJOY!

Ascension NOLE
You got this down to a science, you should write a book.I would read it at least.

kerplunkLYN
I've just been around the "board"walk a few times...that's all!

PrometheusReborn
you need a penis.

PrometheusReborn
or a night job.

kerplunkLYN
I could use both! how much do you pay?!

Will Be Free
No wonder you flamed on me! You're not a justifiably angry chick just a nutcase! Another shut-in who feels "I'm lord of the board". Wake up ****, this is a public forum. You could have a 10,000 post count and your opinion will still be of no more value than anyone else's.

Aaryn S Gray
I'm glad that the time I spend in here is unpaid, because some of you people are absolutely ridiculous.

Oh Kay
bitter, mean, lonely, hateful, and fat. Don't forget wrinkled, dried up & in need of sex.....

SultryD
in need of sex.....I'm fall under this category.

Cycle_Chick
What? No mention of that annoying text talk. Can we not add that to Step 7?

jtguy
I'm fall under this categoryno comment...

jtguy
No wonder you flamed on me! You're not a justifiably angry chick just a nutcase! Another shut-in who feels "I'm lord of the board". Wake up ****, this is a public forum. You could have a 10,000 post count and your opinion will still be of no more value than anyone else's.uh oh lyn, ur a ****!!!!

Oh Kay
****, what an incredibly intelligent word. No wonder this chick spends her time dissing guys on MySpace. She's really 12.

Happy as ever
****This word is not a word --- does not exist in the funkin wagnor. (dictionary) Did he mean "tart" - dessert or "****" - fecal matter? I wonder.

Thats me A Fairy
Bravo Lyn BravoWill be Free shut up your jealous because Lyn's hotter than you.I like this, i think they should somehow be incorporated with the "RULES"

Oh Kay
Oooh, I got confused (I have to start backtracking more) I thought that was Aaryn calling her a ****, it was Perv Boy...well that explains it. His penis doesn't know how to spell & that's where he keeps his brain. It's hard to write long words with a short pencil.

SultryD
no comment...Kick Rocks JT

jtguy
Kick Rocks JTi think u and I should grudge-**** and get it over with, lmao

Nessa_Raye
Wake up ****,I just love it when people try to sugarcoat insults its just so...hmmm I don't know pointless! I mean wake the **** up if you're going to insult someone at lest have the guts to say it like you mean it. Also use the whole word it has more effect!

Jennaii
Accuse the regular posters of being bitter, mean, lonely, hateful, and fat. I am offended by the word fat. No, an apology will not be sufficient. I'm going to start a whole new THREAD on your insensitivity.

Thats me A Fairy
NESSA-BOO

SultryD
I am offended by the word fat. No, an apology will not be sufficient. I'm going to start a whole new THREAD on your insensitivity.Please do....

Orson78
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Socal1962
I am offended by the word fat. No, an apology will not be sufficient. I'm going to start a whole new THREAD on your insensitivity.Your not due an apology and if you're that easily offended then this board isn't for you.

Sissy_1
No wonder you flamed on me! You're not a justifiably angry chick just a nutcase! Another shut-in who feels "I'm lord of the board". Wake up ****, this is a public forum. You could have a 10,000 post count and your opinion will still be of no more value than anyone else's.Oh...and this makes you so much better than her. Whatever!

Que_Sera_118
No wonder you flamed on me!No, she flamed on you because you're a creepy pervert and your understanding of women and "relationships" is laughable, mr "I only listen to women's problems if a get some hand action".

Nessa_Raye
That's my almost twin how ya doin!I am offended by the word fat. No, an apology will not be sufficient. I'm going to start a whole new THREAD on your insensitivity. oy vey

kerplunkLYN
I am offended by the word fat. No, an apology will not be sufficient. I'm going to start a whole new THREAD on your insensitivity.For the record, I never called anyone fat. I was commenting on the angry newbies who call the rest of us ugly, fat, bitter, lonely, jealous, (or --- DO YOU EVEN HAVE A JOB/LIFE?), etc. when we don't agree.

jillraye
funkin wagnorThat's Funk and Wagnall. (Sorry! I just had to put it in the right way!)

Oh Kay
I'm still waiting for the "I'm offended" thread. I think I'm getting used to these drugs. LOL!

jillraye
Yeah, Kay! Do you feel reeelaaaxed?

Oh Kay
I do...my bp was 111/77 this morning AFTER my commute. Doing a Happy Dance here!

jillraye
Awesome!

Sissy_1
Hey Lyn...you forgot..."You just don't understand."

OCDB
You also forgot to put in the response that usually comes back "Oh! And what do you do for a job?!"