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A little morning humor..hehe
FrutaJugosa
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making loveto a very attractive young woman."You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- afaithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want adivorce!"The husband replied: "Hang on just a minute, at least let me tell you whathappened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last wordsyou'll ever say to me!"And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive homeand this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and outand defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I thennoticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She toldme that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I broughther home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the onesyou wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poorthing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up Isuggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes weredirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes,I gave her the designer jeans you have had for a few years, but don't usebecause you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that wasyour anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have goodtaste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don'tuse just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at theexpensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the samepair." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful formy understanding and help, but as I walked her to the door she turned to mewith tears in her eyes and said, "Please.....not to sound ungrateful, but... do you have......... anything else your wife doesn't use?"
SultryD
ohhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha
Puddy_7he_Tatt
LOL ---- He is a giver!!
Guuuut
I bet that's a true story!!
OCDB
lmao
kerplunkLYN
hahahahahaha!
Single...again
my co-workers and I say..haha!..funny story!
I-M-Wakko
BINGO!!
BPandJ
lol
Guuuut
!..funny storyNo story, it's true!!
FrutaJugosa
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making loveto a very attractive young woman."You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- afaithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want adivorce!"The husband replied: "Hang on just a minute, at least let me tell you whathappened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last wordsyou'll ever say to me!"And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive homeand this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and outand defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I thennoticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She toldme that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I broughther home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the onesyou wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poorthing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up Isuggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes weredirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes,I gave her the designer jeans you have had for a few years, but don't usebecause you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that wasyour anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have goodtaste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don'tuse just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at theexpensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the samepair." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful formy understanding and help, but as I walked her to the door she turned to mewith tears in her eyes and said, "Please.....not to sound ungrateful, but... do you have......... anything else your wife doesn't use?"
SultryD
ohhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha
Puddy_7he_Tatt
LOL ---- He is a giver!!
Guuuut
I bet that's a true story!!
OCDB
lmao
kerplunkLYN
hahahahahaha!
Single...again
my co-workers and I say..haha!..funny story!
I-M-Wakko
BINGO!!
BPandJ
lol
Guuuut
!..funny storyNo story, it's true!!
FrutaJugosa
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making loveto a very attractive young woman."You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- afaithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want adivorce!"The husband replied: "Hang on just a minute, at least let me tell you whathappened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last wordsyou'll ever say to me!"And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive homeand this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and outand defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I thennoticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She toldme that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I broughther home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the onesyou wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poorthing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up Isuggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes weredirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes,I gave her the designer jeans you have had for a few years, but don't usebecause you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that wasyour anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have goodtaste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don'tuse just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at theexpensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the samepair." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful formy understanding and help, but as I walked her to the door she turned to mewith tears in her eyes and said, "Please.....not to sound ungrateful, but... do you have......... anything else your wife doesn't use?"
SultryD
ohhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha
Puddy_7he_Tatt
LOL ---- He is a giver!!
Guuuut
I bet that's a true story!!
OCDB
lmao
kerplunkLYN
hahahahahaha!
Single...again
my co-workers and I say..haha!..funny story!
I-M-Wakko
BINGO!!
BPandJ
lol
Guuuut
!..funny storyNo story, it's true!!