Accepting Applications for Better Friends

Guut
So I've always wanted friends who break into song and dance in real life. Like suddenly the receptionist jumps on my desk, tap dancing to The Warrior - she would be my new best friend. Or in the car with a few friends that without planning are all able to break into song, each taking a different part. Why can't I have cool friends!P.S. Does anyone know how to get in touch with the Statler Brothers?

Kendra_is_Kendra
You should move here and be friends with my friends! We sing Rent on the subway How we gonna pay, how we gonna pay, how we gonna paaaaaylast years' rent?!

Guut
Is there choreography too?

Guuuut
I was cool for about 15 minutes in HS.

Guut
What? Did you memorize the dance routine to Thriller around Halloween?

Guuuut
Funny, I was way out of HS when Thriller came out. PS: no MTV either

Kendra_is_Kendra
Funny, I was way out of HS when Thriller came out. PS: no MTVYou're old!

Guut
What about at those hot Science Club parties in college?

Guut
So I've always wanted friends who break into song and dance in real life. Like suddenly the receptionist jumps on my desk, tap dancing to The Warrior - she would be my new best friend. Or in the car with a few friends that without planning are all able to break into song, each taking a different part. Why can't I have cool friends!P.S. Does anyone know how to get in touch with the Statler Brothers?

Kendra_is_Kendra
You should move here and be friends with my friends! We sing Rent on the subway How we gonna pay, how we gonna pay, how we gonna paaaaaylast years' rent?!

Guut
Is there choreography too?

Guuuut
I was cool for about 15 minutes in HS.

Guut
What? Did you memorize the dance routine to Thriller around Halloween?

Guuuut
Funny, I was way out of HS when Thriller came out. PS: no MTV either

Kendra_is_Kendra
Funny, I was way out of HS when Thriller came out. PS: no MTVYou're old!

Guut
What about at those hot Science Club parties in college?

Guut
So I've always wanted friends who break into song and dance in real life. Like suddenly the receptionist jumps on my desk, tap dancing to The Warrior - she would be my new best friend. Or in the car with a few friends that without planning are all able to break into song, each taking a different part. Why can't I have cool friends!P.S. Does anyone know how to get in touch with the Statler Brothers?

Kendra_is_Kendra
You should move here and be friends with my friends! We sing Rent on the subway How we gonna pay, how we gonna pay, how we gonna paaaaaylast years' rent?!

Guut
Is there choreography too?

Guuuut
I was cool for about 15 minutes in HS.

Guut
What? Did you memorize the dance routine to Thriller around Halloween?

Guuuut
Funny, I was way out of HS when Thriller came out. PS: no MTV either

Kendra_is_Kendra
Funny, I was way out of HS when Thriller came out. PS: no MTVYou're old!

Guut
What about at those hot Science Club parties in college?